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stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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deerkiid:

Planning on making your pet a vegan?? Well here’s a list of pets for you!!

1) a rock
2) bugs
3) herbivores
4) do not own cats or dogs you will probably kill them

Posted 2 days ago With 1,653 notes

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

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